Named in honor of my first true bias, Eli Kim of U-Kiss.
So other than having an excuse to stick his sexy mug up here, I hope to create a visual guide to idol bands. Not all idols are created equal and every one has different tastes.
This scale does not determine whether one band is better than another, just certain qualities to help understand each band.
This scale with also be used in judging music videos, since many idols try to be as versatile as possible. Sometimes with good results, other times...not so much.
Symbols Key:
<------ Le Pigeon = This band is one of my biases. Probably not relevant to you at all. Warning: I will probably gush and be totally unfair in my review.
<----- Ovary Explosion = Danger! Extreme sexiness. My cause damage to laptops from drool or permanent fetal position in some fans.
<----- Pedo-Noona Alert = either two or more members are underage, or one member is extremely underage. Proceed with caution. Idols may not be ripe.
<------- Pink-Sparkle Lollipop = Mass cuteness ahead. Gumdrops, lollipops, and usually the sacrificing of sexiness. But it's cute, right?
<------ BODY+ = Idol that have body and don't mind showing it. Be prepared for six-packs, tight pants, open shirts, and of course, DAT ASS.
So other than having an excuse to stick his sexy mug up here, I hope to create a visual guide to idol bands. Not all idols are created equal and every one has different tastes.
This scale does not determine whether one band is better than another, just certain qualities to help understand each band.
This scale with also be used in judging music videos, since many idols try to be as versatile as possible. Sometimes with good results, other times...not so much.
Symbols Key:
<------ Le Pigeon = This band is one of my biases. Probably not relevant to you at all. Warning: I will probably gush and be totally unfair in my review.<----- Ovary Explosion = Danger! Extreme sexiness. My cause damage to laptops from drool or permanent fetal position in some fans.<----- Pedo-Noona Alert = either two or more members are underage, or one member is extremely underage. Proceed with caution. Idols may not be ripe.<------- Pink-Sparkle Lollipop = Mass cuteness ahead. Gumdrops, lollipops, and usually the sacrificing of sexiness. But it's cute, right? <------ BODY+ = Idol that have body and don't mind showing it. Be prepared for six-packs, tight pants, open shirts, and of course, DAT ASS.
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